jarrod says:
i was happily peeing

jarrod says:
then i look up and i saw a GIANT QUEEN COCKROACH on my money plant

jiawei says:
OMG

jiawei says:
QUEEN

jarrod says:
then he go and PLAY with the WINGS

jarrod says:
CHEEBYE

jarrod says:
so i tulan

jarrod says:
take the baygon and KILL IT

jiawei says:
NICE!!

jarrod says:
IM FEELING LIKE A KILLER NOW!

jiawei says:
I BET YOU FELT LIKE DOTAING AFTER THAT

jiawei says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jarrod says:
after i see him struggle until body stop moving

jarrod says:
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND GLORY SMILE

jiawei says:
omg this is so funny

jiawei says:
i'm gonna put up on my blog


Was watching the match between Venus Williams and Maria Sharapova. (watch it free at wimbledon.org) Venus jiejie owned it lor. But Maria meimei was not bad lah. Thank you for trying. Better luck next time. (:

And you should see Venus the moment she won that game. SO CUTE! Bounce around like a cute girl.

And and and, like American Idol (all david finals), it's gonna be an all-Williams finals. Super anticipating.

And both of them are in the Ladies Doubles!

Sister power! (in the maid accent, sistorr powerrr!)

Now i'm wondering how are they gonna communicate while waiting for the finals. They stay together sleep together. Oh dear~ Early morning wake up, morning Venus! YA WHAT! roll eyes walks away. Mum comes in, 'eh eh eh dont quarrel ah, one of you win it can already lah, as long as you all give me money, NI MEN XI HUAN JIU HAO'

Both sisters, 'MUM~'

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